No.1AUG '26

THE PAIR

$WIF
still holding
the hat stays on.
WAR
ON
RED!
A DOG. A BULL. ONE MILLION ANGRY RED CANDLES.
EST. 2023 · THE TRENCHES
THE PAIR ★ VS ★ THE RED ARMY ★ ISSUE No.1 ★ BOTH PLAY GREEN ★ THE HAT STAYS ON ★ THE PAIR ★ VS ★ THE RED ARMY ★ ISSUE No.1 ★ BOTH PLAY GREEN ★ THE HAT STAYS ON ★ THE PAIR ★ VS ★ THE RED ARMY ★ ISSUE No.1 ★ BOTH PLAY GREEN ★ THE HAT STAYS ON ★ 
PAGE ONE

EVERY CYCLE, THE RED ARMY RETURNS.
the red candle army marches
DUMP.
DUMP.
DUMP.
THE DOG DOES NOT RUN.
the dog, unmoved
THE BULL DOES NOT BLINK.
the bull sees red
PAGES TWO & THREE — SPLASH

SO THEY RIDE. TOGETHER. UP.
HIGHER!!!
PAGE FOUR

THE REDS BURN EVERYTHING…
carrying each other out of the red fire
KRAK!
…BUT THE VAULT WAS NEVER EMPTY.
hats all the way down
PAGE FIVE

AND THE SKY TURNS GREEN.
BOOM — the sky turns green
BOOM.
EPILOGUE

AFTER EVERY WAR…
…THEY PATROL THE TRENCHES TOGETHER.
★ THE HAT STAYS ON ★ HOLD $WIF ★ EVERY CYCLE, WE FIND EACH OTHER ★ STILL HOLDING ★ THE HAT STAYS ON ★ HOLD $WIF ★ EVERY CYCLE, WE FIND EACH OTHER ★ STILL HOLDING ★ THE HAT STAYS ON ★ HOLD $WIF ★ EVERY CYCLE, WE FIND EACH OTHER ★ STILL HOLDING ★ 

THE HAT STAYS ON.

TO BE CONTINUED…
variant cover — the royal pair variant cover — pair of the year variant cover — wif & the bull variant cover — certificate of eternal pairing
HOLD $WIF
WIF / ANSEM · STONKFUN · EST. 2023 · STILL HOLDING
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